gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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